Thanks to everyone who weighed in with suggestions on how to make my Scrabble fantasy come true. Here’s what I ended up with.
The Game
One hour, CFNM (Clothed Female (Me), Naked Male (you)) Scrabble game, available daily, 11-3pm, by appointment only through Mar. 31, 2010.
The Stakes
- We’ll order in lunch, my choice. If I win, you pay the bill. If you win, lunch is my treat.
- If I win, I get 15 min of “ConsensualNon-Consensual” play, PLUS you pay $1 per point differential. If you want to opt out of of the BDSM play, its $2 per point differential. “Consensual/Non-Consensual” means you get three hard limits. Otherwise, it’s 15 minutes of whatever I want to do to you, which could be anything from a rope tie, to a single tailing, to cleaning my bathroom, to telling you to get dressed and get out.
- If you win, you get to have a rematch and you get one hour of Tribute waived for a subsequent session. Yes. That’s right. You beat me in Scrabble, you get a free hour of play with me.
The Fine Print
One CFNM Scrabble match per person (unless you win). Winners’ free hour can only be applied to a regular session (Basic, Orleans Experience, or ONE). Only one free hour can be applied per session and must be redeemed by May 15, 2010 or forfeited. CFNM Scrabble Game must be requested at least three hours but no more than 24 hours in advance. CFNM is mandatory. A “Mercy Rule” of 150 points may be requested. Word validity determined by Official Scrabble Players Dictionary, 4th Ed. Unless otherwise decided at the start of the game, official Scrabble rules apply to play. A per turn timer may be used at MTO’s discretion. If the game is not finished at the end of one hour, the winner will be determined by the score at that time. “The Stakes” are non-negotiable. Offer valid until 3/31/2010.
So. Who’s in?
Troy,
Outstanding. I can’t wait to hear who takes you up on this offer. I have to confess to being insanely jealous – if I were in NYC instead of Rochester, I’d be there in a heartbeat. I’m not a bad Scrabble player, but I suspect I would get thoroughly trounced. It would be worth taking the risk just sit down and play a game with you.
I hope you find a worthy opponent, and maybe even lose a game. 😉
Jeffrey
MTO,
It’s like Troy’s own version of March Madness!!!
Recalling the last March Madness bet I lost to you I’d better be careful with this one.
Enjoy this. Something tells me there will be more than just One Shining Moment!!
Whizzer
But if a guy wants to cheat and hide a few tiles, he won’t have a place to…. Oh nevermind
MTO,
I like how this has evolved, you actually have made it appealing enough that your partner will actually “try” to win. Kind of unfortunate that that it is an exploding offer. I am sure you will get plenty of play partners that will want to play the game.
Enjoy!
m
@laughing
I don’t know why I keep finding your comments in the spam folder. Harrumph.
I’ve gotten a lot of positive responses. Playing my first game today!
@jeffrey
Don’t mind our friend Louie. He’s aptly named but relatively harmless and occasionally amusing. I actually appreciate that he calls me on my shit sometimes.
And, yeah, I really hope I lose a game or two, too! (see my comment to Derek) If I find someone who can give me a good game that’ll more than worth the session time. Too bad you can’t visit!
@axe
Heheheheh. No cheating!
@derek
That’s actually the great thing about playing Scrabble: when you play with good people, your game gets better.
@whizzer
You say “one shining moment” and I think immediately of a man with his own come smeared all over his face. What’s wrong with me!?!?
Bingo. You’re going to win, Troy. But at least you will improve the quality of your opponent.
Troy,
Now that the promotion is over, will there be a full accounting? Reflective thoughts? And a possible extension?
Jeffrey
(still jealous that I couldn’t participate!)
Mistress Troy Orleans,
Wow, that is one great offer You are making. i would play You but i am terrible at the game….could i have my mom play You in my place LOL.
Take care,
gary
Are you thinking of renewing this offer for Scrabble, (or maybe Backgammon? Unless you are skilled watch out for those with middle eastern interests or background).
Anyway, you have the game rigged so that every loser is a winner, and visa versa.
This one was intriguing.