I was cleaning up after a scene when my phone rang. It was the husband of a dear vanilla friend.
“I know your secret identity,” he said
“You do? What is it?” I wasn’t giving anything away. When I’d first told his wife, E., about my then new career she was adamant her husband not know. “He’d never let you babysit our kid again!”
“You had a birthday party….” he said. For my birthday, I’d hosted a little “mixer” — literally — to introduce some of my vanilla friends to my studio as well as some of my kink friends. E, my friend for 20+ years, was there. Solo. She’d told him afterwards.
“I think it’s great! It’s exciting! It’s so different!” he enthused. I would have been shocked except …
He’s a lawyer.
Miss Orleans,
Are you suggesting that since lawyers have pretty much seen and heard it all, it’s really no surprise that he wasn’t all the shocked or taken aback?
Or is it that the more lawyers you meet the kinker you find them to be? Even those who cover it up pretty well?
Perhaps it’s no surprise that lawyers – intelligent beings that they are – are so drawn to your personality, intelligence, wit, charm and beauty?
Maybe they really are silver-tougned devils?
Finally, in the discussion sub judcie maybe what you are saying is ergo, ipso facto, inter alia, res ipso loqutiur? Of course, lawyers are certainly sui generis!!!
Yours,
Whizzer
I don’t get it, either.
Whizzer,
More just a commentary on the affinity your kind of people seem to have for my kind of people.
I dunno. It’s a silly post. Mostly I was just happy that he didn’t freak out, regardless of the reason why.
LMPest,
I thought you were off to read the Rapture blogs….?
MTO;
Turns out the ladies at Rapture-Vision are extremely fatphobic. Do you know they have a rule you can’t be in one of their videos if you are under 5’2″ and weigh over 350 pounds. What is the logic behind that????
The Dominatrix (I prefer the sound and spelling of that word) I’ve seen most recently has a busy, but seasonal vanilla career.
At this point, it’s probably obvious that I find a lot of things “hot”, but her dual identity thing is pretty HOT!
She has people reporting to her and to think of the dynamic between them, always sitting on the edge of being found out. What if one guy did find out? What if he’s turned on by the thought of it? But he’s shy, not sure if he should declare what he’s found out!!!
Starting to get far a field of your post but to have a real life (non-session) experience brought down upon me…. OMG…the pinnacle of excitement.
Miss Orleans,
Even your “silly” posts are a pleasure to read. I really was pleased that it had a happy ending.
Yours,
Whizzer
Pesty,
If it’s fatties you’re after, I’m sure there’s a website out there somewhere that’ll service your fetish. I don’t do videos at all … so why are you here?
PK,
“A real life experience brought down upon” you? What does that mean? Maybe it’s hard for me to imagine because my style doesn’t quite fit the SM porn model. I mean, it’s not like if my coworker found out about me that I’d “dominate” him into serving me my tea on his knees every morning.
Though you did just send me into a lengthy fantasy that I think I’ll make my next post. 🙂
“A real life experience brought down upon” (me)… means by example having a female manager who gets the drift that I’m submissive to certain types of women and she has me make her tea every morning and serve it while I’m on my knees. Or is pissed at me and has me come into her office and “takes me down”- punishes me.
What do you take in your tea may I ask? 😉
PK,
I had to ditch the fantasy write up. It was inappropriate for blogging. Just couldn’t make it fit. It wasn’t salacious .. just a little too personal. Too much Sex and the City this weekend, plus an engagement party. Gotta wipe all that girlie off me.
As for how I like my tea… Very English. Milk plus two sugars.
On your knees unnecessary. I think I’d like something more like this