This has been a year full of incredible rewards and intense challenges, both in and out of the “The Scene.” More than anything, I want to express my deepest gratitude to those of you who have been part of this crazy year with me, whether you’ve held my hand, given good counsel, made me smile “that smile,” or offered yourself up as inspiration or canvas for my fantasies. That you are even reading this means you’ve already given me the best gift I could possibly ever wish for.

Nonetheless, a few of you have asked me what I might like for Christmas. While I love the serenity and the opportunity to give thanks at midnight mass on Christmas Eve, I choose not to participate in gift exchange during the holiday season. I do, however, wish you and those you enrich your life a peaceful, loving acknowledgement of what you truly mean to each other and a celebration of another year experienced together.

While Santa may not be visiting this girl who is so very good (at being bad!), I DO, however, eagerly anticipate the celebration of my birthday. (In fact, those close to me know there’s a full pass on Christmas, Valentine’s, Anniversary — all that stuff — if you remember my birthday.)

The big day is January 10. I will be here the week prior (but unavailable Jan 11-13) and strongly encourage indulgence — especially since I put myself on shopping restriction for my studio for the past several months. Wishlist gifts, it should go without saying, are not required nor expected. Most of you reading this blog have been a part of my life as a dominant for quite some time and I would love to just have a moment to raise a glass to toast and thank you for being part of my very, very wonderful life.

If you are inclined to commemmorate my proud strut into my “late 30s” (I’ll be 38!) there’s a wishlist over at Amazon that I’ve recently updated with stuff from the Amazon site as well as other sites thanks to the “universal wishlist” widget. I also made a pretty hot list over at JT’s Stockroom. And of course Mr. S has a few things that have made my fingers itch during my kinky shopping chastity…

Nova Light EStim Trip


(Yes, my HTML coding sucks…)

Anything ordered or mailed, including cards/letters, should be sent to:

Miss Troy Orleans
2753 Broadway #103
New York, NY 10025
(646) 373-2423

Items on a list, of course, are just that, so here are a few comments on each piece on my wishlist so you can get an idea of why it’s there.

Mr. S details (above pics/links) :

I’ve played with a colleague’s electroboard recently and have had tremendous fun with it. It’s cock bondage AND electrotorment all in one! Given my growing interest in long-term, sensedep bondage, the Nova Light system just seems like a no-brainer (ha! no pun intended!) that I’d love to experiment with. The leather thigh/wrist/waist restraints just look like locking, leather deliciousness to me and I LOVE the comments about how comfortable it is for long term bondage. (I’m thinking those restraints plus my Scott Paul Humiliator Gag System could make for a really fun afternoon….). And the rubber ball gag muzzle is for good gagging and easier cleanup — plus, who doesn’t love a breather/funnel hole!??!

NEW: Just got an email from Mr. S that reads:

From December 31st through Sunday January 11th, we’re offering you
15% OFF on the Best gear available! We are ONLY offering this to our valued customers who receive this email – so you MUST enter the Promo Code: NYSALE in order to receive the discount or bring this newsletter into one of our stores.

Some notes on my Amazon list:

The Dungeon Delights spreader bar system has been on my coveted list since I started this blog (see left column, a little down). Metal bondage. Complete rigidity. Ain’t a thing wrong with that.
The pillows are for my bed. In my dotage, I’m finding I like the squish and sink of a good down pillow: it’d be like you’re sleeping with me! The Mr. S Asylum mask series is SUPER hot to me. I love the coverage without the intimidation of a full hood. My urgentest desire is for the upper half mask (because you know how much I like mouth access), though the full one gives me wood, too. The martini glasses are because … well, if you’ve been following me on Twitter, you know how much I’ve been enjoying my “Bad Decision Martinis” lately and yet I have no martini making gear of my own! (The shaker would be welcome, too.)

JT Stockroom list notes:

While I’m not a full on rubberist — yet — I’m really digging rubber hoods lately and love the sense dep and breath control this one offers (in size LARGE, please). Tara Sterling re-awakened my interest in the Spider Gag (with strap, check options), thanks to a photo shoot she did which, of course, now I can’t find. Hey. I like open mouths! The wireless remote vibrating egg is there because my other remote vibrating egg is on its last legs and it’s a key piece of equipment for me. Hitachi Magic Wand is … well, because I’ve never owned “The Cadillac of Vibrators” and I figure it’s time. I’m ready. (I think.) The Total Enclosure Hood is there because it’s tight, breath restrictive and lockable… and because sometimes I need a hood for smaller heads. (So, size SMALL, please.) The steel fist mitts are to match my steel hood. When I got the hood, I didn’t think I was ready for the mitts. Now I am. The Lockable Pump Gag … does it need explaining? It’s an inflatable gag that locks. So juicy. And lastly, the Stockade (don’t forget the fucking rod) just is too fucking hot not to want. In MEDIUM please. (I can’t say anything else about it here given the sensitive clime … but use your imagination. Drool.)

Last but not by any means least, if you’re the traveling type, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE some frequent flier miles, please. (Especially Delta as well as Jet Blue or American … but any will work.) If you have miles to spare, please let me know and we can talk about the best way to transfer them to me.

Of course, if you just want to come and play with me for my birthday, I’m always up for that! (Though you’ll be taking my birthday spanking!) Really, though, thank you SO much for just being part of my kinky life. I am so grateful, appreciative, and blessed.

4 Comments

  • Thank you as well.

    I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s grateful to have met you in 2008.

    Looking forward to 2009 with you!

  • I’m grateful to call you my friend.

    Here’s to a joyous finish and an interesting 09!!!

    PS. I’d define you as the nicest kind of naughty btw 😉

  • Miss Orleans,

    sIncE You aRe a e yEAr wIseR, hERe Is a bIrTHdaY riDDle to tEst yoUR vauNTed wIt:

    I’m a shade darker than Monroe, and if you know me, you know where I’m from.

    I’m a young man from the same city, and I’m a bit darker. However, I’m known for just as healthy an ego, and I’m responsible for [radio] hits as well. Which was my first? The end of that answer is the beginning of your gift…

    I’m from the same city as well. I’m from the same city as well. There are four male cows on my shoulders, but how many are on my back? There are four male cows on my shoulders, but how many are on my back? This reveals the middle of your gift. This reveals the end of your gift.

    Happy Birthday…you may email my secret identity if you need hints…BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!

  • Your dotage! You crack me up. Though I’m sure you’ve been wonderful all your life, you’re just beginning to get good!

    Happy birthday!! I’m very happy to have met you in this crazy year!

    And happy Whip Smart has reappeared!!

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